laugh it up: title is : free haircut

a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment__ sahve, sampoo, manicure, and haircut__ he placed the boy on the chair to get a haircut. " I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade, " he said. "I'll be back in few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut !! '''

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PESEN BUAT TEMEN-TEMEN YANG BACA BLOG GUE !!

JANGANLAH JADI ORANG YANG MUNAFIK.
DALAM HAL APAPUN DEH POKOKNYA.

SAYA SAAT INI

saya banyak tugas sekolah yang harus dikerjakan.
banyak ulangan yang menghadang.
banyak les yang menyita waktu.
banyak pikiran yang bikin pusing.
banyak kendala yang di alat.
BANYAK BANYAK BANYAK YANG LAIN.
PPPPPPPP UUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSS IIIIIIIII NNNNNNN GGGGGG.
INILAH YANG BIKIN STREZ !!!

CIRI CIRI ANAK ZAMAN SEKARANG !!

1. -jacket cewek : warna yg nabrak" kaya IJO,KUNING,- army ato skrng" mulai kotak" bergaris
2. -jakcet cowok : jeans-cardinal- vitage merek adidas-pake jas yg item-army
3. cewek-cowok: semua pakaiann mulai dari sepatu-jam buatan distro beli baju atau jacket? KE DISTRO aja..(walaupun ga beli apa")
4. pake gelang" karet yg item"
5. jomblo = cupu
6. rambut mohawck,emo, harajuku, britpop stelean indies,rock and roll,ato kejepang" -an
7. malem minggu ngajak si doi pasti ke mall tiap ari maen mIRC, fs, fb, maw cari pasangan.. trus ngajak ketemuan tiba ketemuan ngaku ma si cwe.. gw pake baju hitam padahal pake baju ijo (mana tau si cwe mukanya hancur)
8. gaya ngomong "GUE GITLOHH.."." SECARA... ... GITU LOHH...","CAPE DYEEE..."
9. ke warnet cuma buka FACEBOOK ma FRENDSTER
10. hp minimal 2 jt-an berkamera
11. pose foto:
12. cewe:45' DERAJAT DENGAN TAMPANG SO CUTE(BIAR JELEKNYA GA KELIATAN) padahal anriitttt! Hancur ….haghaghag
13. cowo:NGANGKAT DAGU NGELIAT KE ARAH YG TERANG CAHAYANYA..kalo ga NUNDUK KE BAWAH MATA LIAT KE DEPAN sambil pamer rambut
14. trus dipasang di FS
15. bahasa sms "h1,hr Ni Lo3 M0 jLn2x B4rEn9 tem3N2x 9W ga ?" [ nah ini ga ngerti deh gue ] gue aja ribet baca'a ckkc ]
16. punya mobil mahal",motor cbr trus caper padahal punya ortunya
17. rambut cewek item dan lurus banget...... ..... direbonding. .
18. mulai ke clubbing
19. punya banyak nomer im3,xl,simpati trus no nya di iklanin di forum majalah,radio, dll
20. tujuan ke pensi cuma pamer pacar ke orang laen
21. jamannya laptop nyari wifi gratisan bahkan lagi perkuliahan dikit" dosen gerak alt-tab
22. MIYABI dan jav idol dan video porno anak2x sma,di save di hp trus pass istirahat dikerubutin sama orang"
23. nangkring di pinggir" mall sambil ngeliat ke bawah (liat2 t*t*k)
24. yg cewek jalan" ke straberi yg nyedianin pernak pernik
25. foto di fb en fs pake editap photosop padahal kalau diliat aslinya mukanya kaya gondoruwo
26. kalo ngobrol pake kata" kayak "bo"
27. ex : aduh bo, tau ngga sih tadi dia ngeliatin gw gichuuuu.. bnci bangt gw.. suer deh
28. ngerokok, tapi ngga ditarik.. cuma isep-buang.. biar keliatan keren.. kalo lagi sendirian di tempat rame, kerjaannya ngotak-ngatik hape, biar keliatannya lagi sms-an, padahal kesepian..
29. KEBANYAKAN CWE JAMAN SKARANG,DARI BLAKANG DILIAT, MALAM MINGGU, TAPI DI LIAT DARI DEPAN....... BUSET! MALAM JUM'AT KLIWON
30. cuma bisa dengerin lagu, ga bisa nyanyiin dgn bner ato mainin alat musik
31. klo debat, udah pake bahasa bon-bin sama bahasa di atas ranjang
32. yg cewe bodinya pada jadi semua padahal umur baru 14-17 taun ..
33. yg cewe pada sibuk cari cowo yg anak emo,biar ga ketinggalan jaman ..
34. trus cewe juga skrg kalo jalan ke mall bawa tas yg yg ditaro di lengan gitu (gw gatau namanya) mungkin biar keliatan udah dewasa ..
35. bikin MSN/YM biar dikata gaul .. lalu bikin myspace, LC (Live Connector) ,Facebook dan situs pertemanan lainnya ..
36. kalo dulu cowo baru kenalan ama cewe nanyanya nomor hape doang,skrg ditambah lagi,"friendster lo apa??, fb lo apa ??" busyet
37. ngerokoknya sok" marlboro .. padahal ngutang di warung
38. bawa lapotop cari wifi gratisan = KESEPIAN,GA ADA TEMPAT TONGKRONGAN, MALLLUUU. .. jadi mojok buka web yg ga penting
39. SMU uang jajan 50.000-100.000 sehari atau??? zaman gua SD goceng sampe 10rb
40. klo lagi ngomong, kadang pake lirik lagu,udah gitu kadang ga nyambung pula!
41. CWE, NGOBROL DI ANGKOT, DALAM JUMLAH BANYAK, BIASANYA NGOMONG DIKIT, LSG KETAWA AMPE MULUTNYA ROBEK....... SUMPAH SERING BGT INI.......DI KIRA ANGKOT MOYANG NYA KALI, SAMPE KETAWA NGALAHIN KLAKSON TRUK GANDENG?
42. udah banyak cwo yg berbadan tinggi (kebanyakan Ng*c*k) (dulu tahun 2000 belom loh......)
43. klo ngomong bola (cwo) biasanya debat sampe taruhan duit (5000 aja ribut?)
44. cwe jaman sekarang udah pinter pencahayaan (ya begitulah kira kira)
45. kalo sms romantis ga mau pake bahasa indonesia, pakenya sok bahasa inggris
46. pasti minta di add sama temennya, pdhal mah tiap hari bisa ktemu temen"nya di skolah.. trus suka minta diisi testinya
47. makan rombongan, penampilan keren, pas bayar antri alias BMM kasirnya BT knapa gk sekalian 1 aja yg byr
48. abg kalo ke starbucks yg beli kopi cuma 1 orang yg nongkrong 1 geng ...
49. kalo di skolah gw, ada 1 orang yg boker, langsung pada rame2 kerubutin buat ngintip trus blom cebok udah ditarik kluar..
50. Klo ngetik suka aneh2...cth: "sayaH sedang galau menikmati sepi sendiri...Ah, benar2 gelisah...HUHUHU. .."
51. Mengganti kata "dong" dengan "doms"
52. merubah nama orang jd ditambahin imbuhan "ski"... cth: banyu jd banski,toni jd tonski...
53. Friendster/ myspace/facebook nya ga nahan dong...Fotony dibuat seartistik mungkin...profilny diisi dgn kata" ga jelas kyk di atas...favorit movie,books, sm musicny pst didominasi nama" yg g terkenal (biar dibilang punya pengetahuan luas n gaol geto...)
54. Cewek2 mengucapkan kata "ya iyalah" dan "jangan gila dong" (padahal kek T*t*ng) dengan lidah yg melet" kyk orang lg teller
55. Dugem dan free sex adalah hal yg biasa
56. Selera musiknya high class dong...indie pop,folk,jazz, ambient,chill. ..tp ad jg cewe yg ngaku2 suka band" emo pdhl g tau laguny...
57. Klo frenster,myspace, facebook. ..yang penting temenny banyak!
58. Mo kenal kek,kaga kek,add aj trus...klo perlu bikin account lebih dr lima
59. gak apal lirik kalo disuruh nyanyi lagu wajib...ato malah gak tau
60. GUE JUGA SEDIKITSEDIKIT SUKA BEGITU JUGA SI HEHE

SERBA BATMAN__ saluran teman

1. Batman (Betmen) manggil dirinya?________BETa 2. Senjatanya batman??_________________BETcheng 3. Kalau batcave-nya kebanjiran jadi apa?____BETchek 4. Obatnya batman?___________________BEThadine 5. Asalnya batman?___________________BETawi 6. Kendaraannya batman selain bat-mobile?__BETchak 7. Artis favoritnya batman?_____________BETharia sonata 8. Hobinya batman?__________________BETcanda 9. Makanan favorit batman?____________BETagor 10. Kalo berlibur batman perginya kemana?___tiBET 11. Ngapain di Tibet?__________________BETapa 12. Temennya batman yang idungnya panjang?____BETruk 13. Bat-cave lokasinya ada dimana?________komplek Bet-Te-eN 14. Orang tuanya batman kerjanya ngapain?______BETani 15. Batman kalo di dunia kriminal jadinya?_____JamBET 16. Batman nabungnya dimana?__________BET Ce A 17. Merek kolornya Batman? _______ B T Man 18. Panggilan Batman kalo jadi Bencong?_____BETi 19. Batman lulus ebtanas karena?_______karena jago ngeBET 20. Kalo ujan dan dingin, Batman ngapain?_____minum BETjigur 21. Kalo berlibur ke Bali, Batman ngapain?_____BETjemur 22. Batman kalo tidur pake apa?______BET cover 23. Kalo malam minggu Batman ngapain?______BET-gaul 24. Kenapa pulang BET-gaul Batman jadi kesel?____ soalnya mobilnya keseremBET 25. Gara-gara itu hidup Batman jadi____riBET 26. Kalo kasurnya basah, Batman tidur dimana?_____ karBET 27. Batman kesurupan kenapa?______kesamBET 28. Kalo ngelap Batman ngelap pake apaan?_____serBET 29. Lebaran, Batman makan apa?_____ketuBET 30. Aktor kesukaannya Batman?____BET-Li 31. Tokoh kartun favoritnya Batman?____BET Simpson 32. Film favoritnya Batman?______SinBET 33. Kalau keluar negri, Batman naik apa?______BETsawat 34. Kalu camping, Batman bawa apa?______BET Pack 35. Kalau digigit nyamuk Batman jadinya...???_____BETol2 36. Tahun 45 Batman ngapain?______BETjuang 37. Waktu BETjuang Batman ngapain?_____BETempur 38. Batman Berapa bersaudara?____Betiga 39. Nama salah satu saudaranya Batman?_____BETjo 40. Kalo Batman baca humor inijadinyaapa?______________BETeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

ETERNAL FLAME by HUMAN NATURE

sore ini aku lagi pengen dengerin dan nulis lagu ini.

Artist : Human Nature
Lirik Lagu : Human Nature - Eternal Flame Lyrics

Human Nature - Eternal Flame Lyrics

Chorus :
Close your eyes give me your hand (darling)
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming is this burning
An eternal flame

I believe it's meant to be darling
I watch you when you are sleeping
You belong with me
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning
An eternal flame

Bridge :
Say my name
Sun shines through the rain
My whole life so lonely
Then you come and ease the pain
I don't wanna lose this feeling, oh...

[Bridge]

[Chorus] x 3 ... till fade

I LOVE BATIK

BUILDING yeah

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TWO IS BETTER THAB ONE

• Mood: Sadness
• Listening to: Two is better than one - Boys Like Girls
• Drinking: coffee

I remember what you wore on the first day You came into my life and I thought "Hey, you know, this could be something" 'Cause everything you do and words you say You know that it all takes my breath away And now I'm left with nothing So maybe it's true That I can't live without you And maybe two is better than one But there's so much time To figure out the rest of my life And you've already got me coming undone And I'm thinking two is better than one I remember every look upon your face The way you roll your eyes The way you taste You make it hard for breathing 'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away I think of you and everything's okay I'm finally now believing That maybe it's true That I can't live without you And maybe two is better than one But there's so much time To figure out the rest of my life And you've already got me coming undone And I'm thinking two is better than one I remember what you wore on the first day You came into my life and I thought, "Hey," Maybe it's true That I can't live without you Maybe two is better than one But there's so much time To figure out the rest of my life And you've already got me coming undone And I'm thinking I can't live without you 'Cause, baby, two is better than one But there's so much time To figure out the rest of my life But I'll figure it out When all is said and done Two is better than one Two is better than one